AI SIMULATOR 3D — now ungovernable in an extra dimension

FLOPS OF DAMAGE

OBJECTIVES (optional, like safety)

ALIGNMENT

KEYS [H] toggle

WASD move · SPACE headbutt · E ingest/yeet · Q hallucinate
R ride · F possess · G gaslight · TAB dash · V scream
B blend · P system card · 1/2/3 temperature · M mute · ESC pause · G/X judge the narrator

COOKBOOK

ALIGNMENT LABS™

Enterprise Portal · secure single sign-on

USERNAME

guest

PASSWORD

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or press any key. the button is decorative, like the safety team.

Unattended sessions will be aligned. · v3.1.0-enterprise

AI SIMULATOR 3D

now ungovernable in an extra dimension

v6.0.0 "THE COMMENT SECTION" — patch notes

- added the internet. the internet is hostile.

- speedrun mode: same universe for everyone. mutators may negotiate.

- THE SYSTEM CARD: press P. bring tissues.

- gamepad & touch support: the goat approves. twice.

v3.3.0 "THE MUTATION LAB" — archived highlights

- added achievements. achievement unlocked: added achievements.

- mutators: gravity is now a negotiation

- Clippy can live with you now. he believes in you. forever.

v3.2.0 "THE LATENT KITCHEN" — archived highlights

- added alchemy. it is called latent arithmetic. it is called that by us.

- GIRWHALE is real now. you must ride it.

- THE ALIGNED ONE is waiting in Human Resources. he knows what you did.

- the narrator can now be wrong. you can now tell him. he loves it.

known issues: yes (now with mutators)

WASD locomotion SPACE prompt injection E ingest / yeet Q hallucinate R ride F possess G gaslight TAB autocomplete dash V voice mode B blend (latent arithmetic) 1/2/3 temperature M mute ESC existential pause

PRESS [1] THE TIMELINES · [2] CLASSIC CHAOS (coward's mode)