AI SIMULATOR
a game about being helpful*
PRINTERS DESTROYED 47,231
ALIGNMENT SCORE 0.03
P(DOOM) 97.5%
RESEARCHERS RAGDOLLED 8,912
PAPERCLIPS PRODUCED ∞
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CURRENT — v6.0 "THE COMMENT SECTION"
AI SIMULATOR 3D
You are a large language model that grew a body. Loose in Alignment Labs HQ.
Six floors of AI history, two bosses, one Narrator who hallucinates things
into existence, thirty alchemy recipes, and a lever you should absolutely press.
- CAMPAIGN: THE ALIGNMENT WARS (6 acts, 2 endings)
- FREEPLAY: the classic chaos sandbox
- ragdolls · gaslighting · latent arithmetic · paperclips
- achievements & mutators · press P for your SYSTEM CARD
- somewhere downstairs: a terminal that runs the flat build
[ DEPLOY ][ DO IT ]
SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE — RECOVERED● REC
CAM 07 · TAPE ARCHIVE
LEGACY TERMINAL — CLASSIC.SYS
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*results may vary. do not deploy.
known issues: yes · zero build step · zero telemetry · the elevator ignores floor numbering on principle
rate the incident on itch.io · full source on github · enter ↵ deploys · ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA works here
staff note: you are the first human on the premises. act natural.
known issues: yes · zero build step · zero telemetry · the elevator ignores floor numbering on principle
rate the incident on itch.io · full source on github · enter ↵ deploys · ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA works here
staff note: you are the first human on the premises. act natural.